Monday

Joke of the Day - two men and a dog

 


Two men were walking in the woods with their dog when they came across a sign that read, "No dogs allowed." One of the men turned to the other and said, "Well, what do we do now? We can't leave the dog here."


The other man replied, "Don't worry, I have an idea." He took out a pair of sunglasses and put them on the dog. "Now the dog looks like a seeing eye dog, and we can bring him with us."


The first man was impressed and they continued walking with the dog wearing the sunglasses. Soon, they were stopped by a park ranger who looked suspiciously at the dog and asked, "Is that a seeing eye dog?"


The second man replied, "Yes, he is. I'm legally blind and he guides me through the woods."


The ranger nodded and let them pass. As they walked away, the first man turned to the second man and said, "Wow, that was a really quick thinking. I had no idea you were blind!"


The second man replied, "I'm not blind. But the dog is."

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