Monday

Joke of the day - A man and his wife travel plans




A man and his wife were making travel plans for their upcoming vacation. The wife said, "Let's go somewhere we've never been before."

The husband replied, "That sounds great, what about the kitchen?"

After receiving a slap in the head, the husband then said, "Okay, okay, how about we go somewhere exotic and exciting?"

The wife rolled her eyes, "Like where?"

The husband responded, "How about the local hardware store on a Saturday morning - it's always an adventure."

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