A pastor was flying to a conference and thought that since the middle seat next to him was empty, he was going to relax and enjoy the flight, and did not need to make conversation with the woman in the window seat, especially since she was carrying a a small dog in a carrier.
The peace and quiet didn't last long though. For as soon as the plane began to take off the dog started barking and the woman started talking non-stop (tot he day).
After a few minutes, the pastor had had enough. He turned to the woman and said, "Ma'am, do you think you could put a sock over your dog's mouth?"
The woman was offended and snapped back, "Who do you think you are!? Some sort of pastor or something?"
The pastor smiled and said, "Well, yes, I am a pastor. But I was just trying to offer you the help my years of experience has taught me. After all, you are talking to a very small audience."
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