Three men walk into a grocery store, the first man rushes over to the produce section and starts carefully picking out the freshest fruits and vegetables he can find. The second man heads straight to the meat section and begins selecting the highest quality cuts of beef, lamb, and pork. The third man heads straight to the snack aisle and starts filling his cart with chips, candy, and soda.
The first two men look at him and ask, "Don't you care about your health?"
The third man replies, "Nope, I'm not the one who's cooking tonight!"
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