Post any jokes here that you know about these three characters. Please keep it clean.
Dessert
Don't know why but black man, chiney man and white man were stranded in the desert for some time. They had been walking for what seemed like days and they were tired and very hungry. Suddenly White man stumbles upon something in the sand, and you guessed it. It was a lamp, Chiney man said I have seen this on tv, rub it and a genie will come out and grant wishes. So at Chiney man's request, the white man rubbed the lamp and out popped a genie.
"I am the genie of the lamp, I will grant each of you one wish. So with that white said I want to be the president of America...pling. The lamp fell to the ground, the White man disappeared and re-appeared in the white house with servants and food galore. Chiney man then blurted out, I wish to be emperor of China...Pling...Chiney man disappeared and re-appeared in China as the emperor.
Black man was so confused he didn't know how to make up his mind. He started his wish several times
"I wish to be....no wait"
I know, I know he said excitedly ,,,,then he stopped and started again
"I wish for....hmmmm...that wont be right!"
then he held his head down in desperation and sighed as he said
"Oh I just wish whiteman and chiney man were here to help me make this decision"
PLING.....whiteman and Chineyman re-appear with blackman in the dessert.
Joke 2 -Offering
So these three men were each heads of their churches. An interview was conducted about the offering and these were the findings.
"So tell me Chiney man, what do you do with the offering on Sunday?"
"Well," came the response "I draw a Biiiig, Biiiig Circle throw the offering in the air and what drops in di circle is God's own. The rest is mine!
"Oh!" said the interviewer; shakes his head and moves on to the next Cleric,
"So tell me White-man, what do you do with the offering on Sunday?"
The offering on Sunday! Oh yes I draw a small square on the ground dash di money in di air an wah drop een-a di square is God own.
The interviewer is shocked! "Really"
"Yes!" White-man shakes his head with a grinn.
So the interviewer moves on to the next Cleric,
"So tell me Black-man, what do you do with the offering on Sunday?"
I don't draw no circle
I don't draw no square
I throw the money up in the air
and what stay up dere is God own.
Joke 3 -
O.k. so this is a combination of 3 jokes.. here goes
Blackman, chiney
man, and whiteman were travelling for days without any food and now they were very, hungry. They happen
to come across this plantation that had many, many fruits on it. So they
decided that they would pick some. They
all split up located their favorite fruit and began munching down.
While they were
eating, the farmer came out and caught them. The farmer said, "Since I'm
in a good mood today, I won't report you to the authorities. (the punishment
for stealing was death by a firing squad) The farmer said as punishment though
you need to stuff 100 of the fruit you were eating up your ass.
Chiney-man was up
first, and he grinned because he knew he ass was deep and further more, he was
only picking cherries. So he stuffed and stuffed, but when he got up to about 73
he started struggling and asked the farmer for mercy because he could go no
further. The farmer agreed, but Chineyman was not free to go until his other
partners in crime had completed the same ordeal.
The Whiteman was
up next. Before he even started he said, could you knock 50 off the 100 because
I was picking grapes. The farmer said no, so Whiteman began stuffing. It looked
like he was about to reach the 100 mark when at 89 he started crying. He
started pleading for mercy and said that he would never steal again just let
him stop now. The farmer agreed but Whiteman could not go until blackman had
completed his share of the ordeal. So whiteman step aside and next to
chineyman.
3 hungry guys where walking and spotted a farm and decided that they should go and pick fruits even though there is a sign that read illegal pickers will be punished and or put in jail!
ReplyDeleteThe 3 men decided it was worth the risk seeing that the consequences was better than starvation.
As you expect they got caught the farmer who asked them if they hadn't seen the sign explained the situation. He said to the first guy. You will be able to avoid jail if you and your friends can take this punishment and learn not to steal again.
See this is how it will go you first and then you will watch the other two. What friut where you picking? The farmer asked? The first replied cherries. The farmer said ok then left the room and returned with a basket full of cherries.
You will have to get one hundred cherries into your body without useing your mouth! 2 hours later it was done the first in agony then asked if he was free to go. The farmer said yes of course but only if your friends can do the same.
The second horrified by the face of the first unwillingly entered the room to a smiling farmer. The farmer asked again what fruit where you picking? The answer grapes.
And again the whole process took place. The farmer having a kind heart decied to stop the punishment for the second seeing that he seemed to have learned his lession at the 75th grape. The second with a half apprehenable voice said, thank you for your kindness towards me but what will you do with the other guy? He was picking coconuts!
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funny as hell man funny as hell
ReplyDeleteBill (Chiney man), Jim (white man), and Scott (blackman) were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper. After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
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DeleteOn a ship an American, an English man, and an Jamaican were sailing. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, "Drop something in the sea; if I find it I will eat you... If I can’t then I will be your slave!"The American dropped adiamond. Devil found it and ate him. The English man dropped small platinum piece. Devil found it and ate him too. Now its the Jamaican turn .The Jamaican opened a bottle of water and pour it in
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Good one 😂
DeleteBlack man white man and chiney man wanted the kings daughter. The king said who ever can make my daughter moan the loudest will get her and be king. First up was chiney man he went in and sex her she did not moan loud. Second was black man he tied a corn on his penis and did it she cried out loud. White man said to black man "how did you do it" black man said "use your head". So white man went in and use his head and the princess slapped him
ReplyDeleteWho remember This Black man, White man and Chiney man
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