Three men walk into a grocery store, each with their wives. As they walk around, the first man's wife puts a carton of milk, a loaf of bread, and some eggs in their cart. The second man's wife puts in some meat, vegetables, and a few spices. The third man's wife puts in wine, beer, and some snacks.
When they get to the checkout, the first two men are confused by the third man's selection and ask him, "Why did you only get alcohol and snacks?"
The third man smirks and replies, "These are the only things we need for a good time tonight!"
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