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So this couple went
to the doctor and for whatever reason, the doctor required a sperm donation
from the man. So the doctor gave them a bottle and said to the man, "Put
your specimen in this."
So the man said okay and he and his spouse left the doctor's
office.
The very next day the man returned to the doctor with an empty
bottle.
"Doc I tried with one hand and then I tried both hands,
but nothing. My wife also tried with one hand and then with both hands still
nothing. We even got the girl next door to help."
With that, the doctor exclaimed, "The girl next
door!"
"Yeah, she is young a fit, surely she would do it. Now
she used her hands but nothing, she even used her mouth."
The doctor's glasses fell off.
She was really wet from sweating when she was done
But Doc no matter what all of us tried we just couldn't get
this darn bottle opened. |
At a sperm bank donation center, a doctor enters a room, with a guy already sitting there with a white mustache and the following conversation ensues.
ReplyDeleteMAN: Thanks for the cup of milk.
DOCTOR: What are you talking about? What milk!?
MAN: The milk you left in the cup over there.
DOCTOR: Wow! You're disgusting. That cup of milk, was for me, why did you drink it!?