Doctor Jokes

So this couple went to the doctor and for whatever reason, the doctor required a sperm donation from the man. So the doctor gave them a bottle and said to the man, "Put your specimen in this."    So the man said okay and he and his spouse left the doctor's office.    The very next day the man returned to the doctor with an empty bottle.   "Doc I tried with one hand and then I tried both hands, but nothing. My wife also tried with one hand and then with both hands still nothing. We even got the girl next door to help."   With that, the doctor exclaimed, "The girl next door!"   "Yeah, she is young a fit, surely she would do it. Now she used her hands but nothing, she even used her mouth."   The doctor's glasses fell off.   She was really wet from sweating when she was done   But Doc no matter what all of us tried we just couldn't get this darn bottle opened.