This blog was created to preserve a little part of Jamaica's culture. Too many jokes and interesting things about the Island get forgotten just because there wasn't an archive of them. This blog allows me to archive all these jokes and interesting things so that they will never be forgotten. I will write about what I know and believe, but I need all the help I can get. If you don't leave a donation please like, follow or support my advertisers. Thanks
Thursday
Popular DJ's in Jamaica
Popular sounds in Jamaica
Monday
Games for Couples
Occasionally, there is a need for couples to get away from their responsibilities and meet up with other couples just to play.
Here are a few games that I have come across that I think couples can play to definitely make an evening delightful.
I have listed all I know here, if you know any more please feel free to jot below. Although I have listed the lyrics elsewhere on this blog, if you need me to paste the lyrics here for the games, let me know.
Board games
Scrabble
Uno
Donkey
Ring Games
Adam and Eve
Press the business on
My baby got elbow
Contrary partner
Racing Games
Carry the balloons without hands
Move the ballon without hands
Table games
ping pong
Video games
Kinect Sports
Books to read that can change a Jamaican's perspective
Every now and then we come across books that open our eyes to the possibilities that there are in life. Once we are able to conceive these possibilities, it becomes the lifelong quest to achieve them..and the other books that help you do just that.
Here is the list of books that I read, I hope you will discover the gems that are hidden on these pages. Add these books to the books that you will read soon.
If you think I have missed any please leave comments below.
1) The alchemist
2) Rich dad Poor dad
3) How to win friends and influence people
4) The greatest salesman in the world
5) The 5 levels of attachment - Don Miguel Ruiz Jr.
6) The 4 Agreements - Don Miguel Ruiz Jr.
7) The power of the subconscious mind - joseph murphy
8) The creation frequency - mike murphy
Friday
Doctor Jokes
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So this couple went
to the doctor and for whatever reason, the doctor required a sperm donation
from the man. So the doctor gave them a bottle and said to the man, "Put
your specimen in this."
So the man said okay and he and his spouse left the doctor's
office.
The very next day the man returned to the doctor with an empty
bottle.
"Doc I tried with one hand and then I tried both hands,
but nothing. My wife also tried with one hand and then with both hands still
nothing. We even got the girl next door to help."
With that, the doctor exclaimed, "The girl next
door!"
"Yeah, she is young a fit, surely she would do it. Now
she used her hands but nothing, she even used her mouth."
The doctor's glasses fell off.
She was really wet from sweating when she was done
But Doc no matter what all of us tried we just couldn't get
this darn bottle opened. |
Habits of successful Jamaicans
Wednesday
Court Houses in Jamaica
So I was talking to a comrade the other day, and he had the audacity to say that there were no courthouses in Jamaica, because of the number of lawless activities that he hears take place there.
Jamaican Dodge ball
Tuesday
Do Jamaican men talk faster than their women?
Jamaican Computer games
The children from my day grew up playing video games and to this day they still play. They have encouraged their children to play so now we have a nation of gamers.
If this was not bad enough more games have been created to play on the devices we carry around, so now everyone has time to kill playing video/computer games.
Mine was and still is a block game and chess.
Those are two games I will never get rid of.
What is your game?
Friday
Successful Jamaican Businesses
I can only think of restaurants for this one.
I know
Donna's
Dutch Pot
and Golden Crust.
However, there must be more. Help me big up the business people from yard that made it big. If you know of a business run and owned by a Jamaican give them a shout out here.
When do you stop being Jamaican?
O.k. so I had a friend of mine, he was born in Jamaica and spent 25 years of his life in America. I was so surprised when I heard this man call himself Jamaican. I could not believe it.
Then I brought the question to a youth group and there was a person who said he has Jamaican parents, but he was born in the US, but he still considers himself Jamaican.
Then another person said his mother is from Haiti his dad from the U.S. but he was born in Jamaica, although he is now living in the states, he considers himself Jamaican.
I'm like whoa!
Are any of these people right to call themselves Jamaican?
When does a person cease being Jamaican? What are your thoughts?
Jamaican Stock exchange
In this time and age, average people are trading stock like crazy. I wonder if it is the same in Jamaica.
I don't even know the stocks that are traded in Jamaica.
One of my contributors suggested that I simply put a link here for all the companies listed on Jamaican stock exchange.
So by clicking here, you will be brought to a site listing all these companies.
Thursday
Jamaican Death Log
O.k. here is one that I think everybody can contribute in some way or another. Cause at some time or another we have lost loved ones to death that are dear to us.
You can jot down the names birth and death dates of your loved one here, if you want a picture posted, you can send it to ajagssolutions@gmail.com and it will be uploaded.
As best as possible can you please put it in the format below? (picture, birth, and death year)
________________________________________________________________________________
Geraud Anthony Dawkins
_________________________________________________________________________________
Michael Anthony Sharpe
Don't worry about the importance, if they were important to you, they are important to this blog.
Please participate, it is a way of ensuring that the person is not forgotten.
___________________________________________________________________________
William Gentles___________________________________________________________________________
___________________________________________________________________________
Websites listing names of passed loved ones | |
https://obitsjamaica.com/obituaries/featured | |
https://jamaica.loopnews.com/content/photos-remembering-some-notable-jamaicans-who-died-2020 | |
Saturday
Religious Questions
In an attempt to clarify your religious questions, I ask that you post your questions here and we'll try our best to answer them.
If you do not want your name or e-mail to be shown, you can always click on your e-mail and choose the anonymous tag and then click publish to add your comment/question.
If you are using an android phone, there will probably be a request to verify that you are human. Just check the box and your post should be displayed in the highlighted comments section.
Anyone from the audience, who is so moved, can also answer the questions posted.
Friday
Jamaican Clothing Line
Seems like just yesterday I receved the news that Freezone in Jamaica was shuting down.
I know it's been a while, but I jst miss that company and what they used to do for the contry.
No doubt Amazon has had its influence on he demand for Jamaican clothing. I think I will start an amazon store with just Jamaian clothing, I wonder if it will do well?
What are some of the clothing ideas that you would like to me carry? Leave a link or comment below.
Jamaican Products
Everywhere in the world you go, Jamaica is known for their weed. I'm not sure that if this is a direct result of Bob Marleys use or just the word of mouth advertising from users from different contries.
Whatever the reason my be Jamaica's Marijuana is famous all arond the world.
There are some other products that are worth metniong, such as their coffee (blue mountain to be specific). These two products were famuous since I was a child.
The island used to be known for it's bauxite, but I'm not sure this is still the case.
I know we'e had some companies that have stood the test of time in the provision of food, but are these brand known the world over?
Are there any other products that yo can think of that Jamaica is famous for?
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