Sunday

Joke of the day -farmer and salesman


"A salesman was driving through the countryside, enthusiastically selling his latest model of vacuum cleaner. He stopped at a quiet farmhouse, and the farmer, a gruff but curious old man, agreed to take a look. After a few dazzling demonstrations – the salesman even vacuumed up a handful of dirt from the farmer's porch – the farmer scratched his chin and said, 'Well, son, that's mighty impressive, but I'm sorry, I just don't see how I'd ever need a contraption like that around here.'

The salesman grinned, leaning in conspiratorially, 'Now, that's truly fascinating, sir. Because in all my years, traveling from one farm to the next, I’ve never once encountered a farmer who didn't admit, sooner or later, that they really needed something sucked.

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