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Jamaican - Mad Man Jokes

Post any joke here that has to do with mad men
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There was once a man running through Cross roads shouting "Revenge! Revenge! Revenge!"

So a police officer stopped him and asked him, "Dear Sir, what seems to be the problem?"

The man's reply was, "Yesterday I wanted  to shit, but no shit no come, today shit ah come and mi nah shit,! So mi a tek Revenge!"

And with that the man ran off and started shouting again. 

"Revenge! Revenge! Revenge!"

3 comments:

  1. 2 man stan up a talk bout how mankind smart.
    One seh to the other"Man so smart dem can guh to di moon. Suh how come dem nuh guh ah di Sun?"

    Di other one seh."yuh ah eediat, yuh nuh see how di sun hot? How man fi guh ah di sun?"

    The next one replied "Den wait dem nuh can guh eena di night!?"

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  2. One mad man was running the the streets of Cross Roads holding his butt and stomach crying out "Revenge!!! Revenge!!! Revenge!!! Revenge!!!"

    A curious woman stopped huim and asked him what was the matter. HE replied "Yessiday, mi wah shit and shit nuh come, today shit ah come an mi determine mi nah shit!!!

    after which time he started to run again an cry "Revenge!!! Revenge!!! Revenge!!! Revenge!!!"

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  3. To! Di boi can drive, to! Di boi can drive. A man on a bus kept spitting and saying To! Di boi can drive to! Di boy can drive. So aware that this man was spitting on the bus, the bus driver turned and asked why. The man replied. Yestaday mi deh pan one bus an dem block di road an mi seh to di bus driva, driva turn rund di bus uh cah mek it thru dat deh likkle whole deh! An him seh mi nah turn rund mi ca mek it man! Mi seh mi nuh belive dat any how uh mek it, mi suck anythin uh wa mi fi suck! To! Di boi can drive! To! Di boi can drive!

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