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Playing cards was one of my favorite pass times during the summer as a child. It was right up there with swinging from the trees a...
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Post any jokes here that you know about these three characters. Please keep it clean. Dessert Don't know why but black man, chin... -
O.k. no blog about Jamaica would be complete without having a list of dreams and what they mean. So here goes. If you feel I have left any o...
2 man stan up a talk bout how mankind smart.
ReplyDeleteOne seh to the other"Man so smart dem can guh to di moon. Suh how come dem nuh guh ah di Sun?"
Di other one seh."yuh ah eediat, yuh nuh see how di sun hot? How man fi guh ah di sun?"
The next one replied "Den wait dem nuh can guh eena di night!?"
One mad man was running the the streets of Cross Roads holding his butt and stomach crying out "Revenge!!! Revenge!!! Revenge!!! Revenge!!!"
ReplyDeleteA curious woman stopped huim and asked him what was the matter. HE replied "Yessiday, mi wah shit and shit nuh come, today shit ah come an mi determine mi nah shit!!!
after which time he started to run again an cry "Revenge!!! Revenge!!! Revenge!!! Revenge!!!"
To! Di boi can drive, to! Di boi can drive. A man on a bus kept spitting and saying To! Di boi can drive to! Di boy can drive. So aware that this man was spitting on the bus, the bus driver turned and asked why. The man replied. Yestaday mi deh pan one bus an dem block di road an mi seh to di bus driva, driva turn rund di bus uh cah mek it thru dat deh likkle whole deh! An him seh mi nah turn rund mi ca mek it man! Mi seh mi nuh belive dat any how uh mek it, mi suck anythin uh wa mi fi suck! To! Di boi can drive! To! Di boi can drive!
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