Saturday

Jamaicans in Trinidad and Tobago

O.K. Trying to see if this works. I want to know if there are Jamaicans in this country.

Send me a link or a video of Jamaicans in this country. I will search YouTube for any videos and post here. But in the meantime send me what you have.

If it was interesting to you , its interesting to me, and will be interesting to someone else. Please share.

Night clubs, restaurants, bus companies, taxi companies. Anything Jamaican please share.

When visiting different countries, sometimes you wished you could just find a store that sold some good old  Jamaican stuff.

If you found this place, please share.  This is a request to help out other Jamaicans as they visit different countries.

Just give the name of the Jamaican store and the county/city below.

While you're at it, answer the question, "Why would a Jamaican be in this country?"

What is the availability of the internet in this country?

Jamaicans in Togo

O.K. Trying to see if this works. I want to know if there are Jamaicans in this country.

Send me a link or a video of Jamaicans in this country. I will search YouTube for any videos and post here. But in the meantime send me what you have.

If it was interesting to you , its interesting to me, and will be interesting to someone else. Please share.

Night clubs, restaurants, bus companies, taxi companies. Anything Jamaican please share.

When visiting different countries, sometimes you wished you could just find a store that sold some good old  Jamaican stuff.

If you found this place, please share.  This is a request to help out other Jamaicans as they visit different countries.

Just give the name of the Jamaican store and the county/city below.

While you're at it, answer the question, "Why would a Jamaican be in this country?"

What is the availability of the internet in this country?

Jamaicans in Timor-Leste

O.K. Trying to see if this works. I want to know if there are Jamaicans in this country.

Send me a link or a video of Jamaicans in this country. I will search YouTube for any videos and post here. But in the meantime send me what you have.

If it was interesting to you , its interesting to me, and will be interesting to someone else. Please share.

Night clubs, restaurants, bus companies, taxi companies. Anything Jamaican please share.

When visiting different countries, sometimes you wished you could just find a store that sold some good old  Jamaican stuff.

If you found this place, please share.  This is a request to help out other Jamaicans as they visit different countries.

Just give the name of the Jamaican store and the county/city below.

While you're at it, answer the question, "Why would a Jamaican be in this country?"

What is the availability of the internet in this country?

Jamaicans in Thailand

O.K. Trying to see if this works. I want to know if there are Jamaicans in this country.

Send me a link or a video of Jamaicans in this country. I will search YouTube for any videos and post here. But in the meantime send me what you have.

If it was interesting to you , its interesting to me, and will be interesting to someone else. Please share.

Night clubs, restaurants, bus companies, taxi companies. Anything Jamaican please share.

When visiting different countries, sometimes you wished you could just find a store that sold some good old  Jamaican stuff.

If you found this place, please share.  This is a request to help out other Jamaicans as they visit different countries.

Just give the name of the Jamaican store and the county/city below.

While you're at it, answer the question, "Why would a Jamaican be in this country?"

What is the availability of the internet in this country?

Jamaicans in Tanzania

O.K. Trying to see if this works. I want to know if there are Jamaicans in this country.

Send me a link or a video of Jamaicans in this country. I will search YouTube for any videos and post here. But in the meantime send me what you have.

If it was interesting to you , its interesting to me, and will be interesting to someone else. Please share.

Night clubs, restaurants, bus companies, taxi companies. Anything Jamaican please share.

When visiting different countries, sometimes you wished you could just find a store that sold some good old  Jamaican stuff.

If you found this place, please share.  This is a request to help out other Jamaicans as they visit different countries.

Just give the name of the Jamaican store and the county/city below.

While you're at it, answer the question, "Why would a Jamaican be in this country?"

What is the availability of the internet in this country?

Jamaicans in Tajikistan

O.K. Trying to see if this works. I want to know if there are Jamaicans in this country.

Send me a link or a video of Jamaicans in this country. I will search YouTube for any videos and post here. But in the meantime send me what you have.

If it was interesting to you , its interesting to me, and will be interesting to someone else. Please share.

Night clubs, restaurants, bus companies, taxi companies. Anything Jamaican please share.

When visiting different countries, sometimes you wished you could just find a store that sold some good old  Jamaican stuff.

If you found this place, please share.  This is a request to help out other Jamaicans as they visit different countries.

Just give the name of the Jamaican store and the county/city below.

While you're at it, answer the question, "Why would a Jamaican be in this country?"

What is the availability of the internet in this country?

Friday

The definition of Jamaican

It is only since I have been in the US that I realize that even those who have lived abroad all their lives, but have connections to Jamaica, like cousins, or nephews; worst yet, brothers and sisters, call themselves Jamaican.

As a result the Jamaican population abroad is even larger than the population "weh deh ah yard"

There are just so many people that call themselves Jamaican, when they were never born in Jamaica.

So I think this needs some clarification.



So let's get it right - you can only call yourself Jamaican if...

1) If you were born in Jamaica,
2) You presently live in Jamaica
3) You know how to speak and understand Patios
4) You have Jamaican Parents (born and raised in Jamaica)

DO NOT call yourself Jamaican if you do not at the very least saitisy 2 of the 4 characteristics listed above.

It does not matter how many friends you have that are Jamaican, it does not matter if you understand some of the dialect. You are not Jamaican unless you can satisfy at least two of the four characteristics mentioned above.

What are your thoughts?

Jamaican Husband and Wife Jokes





So this man was impotent and had been for the last 3 years.

Totally unsatisfied with his condition he decided to go visit a "mother woman"

The "mother woman" gave him a very EXPENSIVE  potion and said

          Mother Woman
"drink this, and when you ready for action just say "greng!".

Man
Den how mi know seh, dis a guh  werk?

Mother Woman
Den yuh nuh can test it now. But be warned this will only work 4 times.

So sure enough the man said "greng" and him tings stan up stiff stiff.

Man
Bauxide! Den how mi mek it go down?

Mother Woman
Just say Greng again.

Man
Really, that's all? Greng

And him tings go down.

The man was so excited that he could finally give his wife some that night. He left in a hurry.

Just before he pull the gate and go into his yard, he decided to test it again.

Man
Greng

If things stand up stiff

Man
Greng

If things go down back.

Same time him wife come roun di corner and seh to him.

Wife
What is all this Greng Greng, Greng Greng business mi hear wid out here?

Him cudn ansa
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So this couple went to the doctor and for whatever reason, the doctor required a sperm donation from the man. So the doctor gave them a bottle and said to the man put your specimen in this. 

So the man said okay and he and his spouse left the doctor's office. The very next day the man returned to the doctor with an empty bottle

"Doc I tried with one hand and then I tried both hands, but nothing. My wife also tried with one hand and then with both hands still nothing. We even got the girl next door to help.

With that, the doctor exclaimed, "The girl next door!"

Yeah, she is young a fit. Now she used her hands and she even used her mouth.

The doctor's glasses fell off.

She was sweating when she was done

But Doc no matter what all of us tried we just couldn't get this darn bottle opened.

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A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. She was very upset.
_"You are a disrespectful pig!"_ she cried. _"How dare you do this to me – a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce, NOW!"_
The husband calmly replied, _"Hang on just a minute love. At least let me tell you what happened."_
_"Fine, go ahead",_ the wife sobbed, _"but they will be the last words you say to me!"_
The husband began:
_"Well, as I was getting into the car at work to drive home, this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so distressed, helpless and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car."_
_"She was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty and told me that she hadn't eaten for three days."_
_"Out of compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the pizza I made for you last night that you wouldn’t eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing ate it, ravenously."_
_"She was dirty. I suggested she have a shower. While showering, I noticed her clothes were filthy and threadbare. I threw them away."_
_"I gave her the designer jeans that you’ve had for a few years, but don’t wear because you say they are too tight."_
_"I gave her underwear, your anniversary present from me, which you don’t wear because you said I don't have good taste."_
_"I gave her the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas, that you don’t wear just to annoy her. I also donated those boots you bought at an expensive boutique but don’t wear because someone at work has the same pair."_
The husband paused, took a quick breath and continued:
_"She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, “Please sir... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?” 
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Tuesday

Little Jamaican things

So I went to this store recently and it felt like a little part of Jamaica. It had some things that I vividly remember seeing in my childhood corner store.

It had so many things. I tried to list a few of them below. It had all the alcoholic beverages.

Don't even know if all these products are wholly Jamaican, but they were in my corner store and when I walked in, I really felt at home.

The aisles were jam-packed too, just like a store in Jamaica. The only things missing were the Jamaicans.  Whole lot of Caribbean folk were there in this store, but scarcely any Jamaicans. I might have been the only one.

Can you name all the items below? If so name them in your post below. Do you think I have left off an item, please tell me what it is in the comments section below.

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Monday

Jamaicans in Taiwan

O.K. Trying to see if this works. I want to know if there are Jamaicans in this country.

Send me a link or a video of Jamaicans in this country. I will search YouTube for any videos and post here. But in the meantime send me what you have.

If it was interesting to you , its interesting to me, and will be interesting to someone else. Please share.

Night clubs, restaurants, bus companies, taxi companies. Anything Jamaican please share.

When visiting different countries, sometimes you wished you could just find a store that sold some good old  Jamaican stuff.

If you found this place, please share.  This is a request to help out other Jamaicans as they visit different countries.

Just give the name of the Jamaican store and the county/city below.

While you're at it, answer the question, "Why would a Jamaican be in this country?"

What is the availability of the internet in this country?

Jamaicans in South Korea

O.K. Trying to see if this works. I want to know if there are Jamaicans in this country.

Send me a link or a video of Jamaicans in this country. I will search YouTube for any videos and post here. But in the meantime send me what you have.

If it was interesting to you , its interesting to me, and will be interesting to someone else. Please share.

Night clubs, restaurants, bus companies, taxi companies. Anything Jamaican please share.

When visiting different countries, sometimes you wished you could just find a store that sold some good old  Jamaican stuff.

If you found this place, please share.  This is a request to help out other Jamaicans as they visit different countries.

Just give the name of the Jamaican store and the county/city below.

While you're at it, answer the question, "Why would a Jamaican be in this country?"

What is the availability of the internet in this country?

Jamaicans in South Sudan

O.K. Trying to see if this works. I want to know if there are Jamaicans in this country.

Send me a link or a video of Jamaicans in this country. I will search YouTube for any videos and post here. But in the meantime send me what you have.

If it was interesting to you , its interesting to me, and will be interesting to someone else. Please share.

Night clubs, restaurants, bus companies, taxi companies. Anything Jamaican please share.

When visiting different countries, sometimes you wished you could just find a store that sold some good old  Jamaican stuff.

If you found this place, please share.  This is a request to help out other Jamaicans as they visit different countries.

Just give the name of the Jamaican store and the county/city below.

While you're at it, answer the question, "Why would a Jamaican be in this country?"

What is the availability of the internet in this country?

Jamaicans in Spain

Jamaicans in Sri Lanka

O.K. Trying to see if this works. I want to know if there are Jamaicans in this country.

Send me a link or a video of Jamaicans in this country. I will search YouTube for any videos and post here. But in the meantime send me what you have.

If it was interesting to you , its interesting to me, and will be interesting to someone else. Please share.

Night clubs, restaurants, bus companies, taxi companies. Anything Jamaican please share.

When visiting different countries, sometimes you wished you could just find a store that sold some good old  Jamaican stuff.

If you found this place, please share.  This is a request to help out other Jamaicans as they visit different countries.

Just give the name of the Jamaican store and the county/city below.

While you're at it, answer the question, "Why would a Jamaican be in this country?"

What is the availability of the internet in this country?

Jamaicans in Sudan

O.K. Trying to see if this works. I want to know if there are Jamaicans in this country.

Send me a link or a video of Jamaicans in this country. I will search YouTube for any videos and post here. But in the meantime send me what you have.

If it was interesting to you , its interesting to me, and will be interesting to someone else. Please share.

Night clubs, restaurants, bus companies, taxi companies. Anything Jamaican please share.

When visiting different countries, sometimes you wished you could just find a store that sold some good old  Jamaican stuff.

If you found this place, please share.  This is a request to help out other Jamaicans as they visit different countries.

Just give the name of the Jamaican store and the county/city below.

While you're at it, answer the question, "Why would a Jamaican be in this country?"

What is the availability of the internet in this country?

Jamaicans in Suriname

O.K. Trying to see if this works. I want to know if there are Jamaicans in this country.

Send me a link or a video of Jamaicans in this country. I will search YouTube for any videos and post here. But in the meantime send me what you have.

If it was interesting to you , its interesting to me, and will be interesting to someone else. Please share.

Night clubs, restaurants, bus companies, taxi companies. Anything Jamaican please share.

When visiting different countries, sometimes you wished you could just find a store that sold some good old  Jamaican stuff.

If you found this place, please share.  This is a request to help out other Jamaicans as they visit different countries.

Just give the name of the Jamaican store and the county/city below.

While you're at it, answer the question, "Why would a Jamaican be in this country?"

What is the availability of the internet in this country?

Jamaicans in Sweden

O.K. Trying to see if this works. I want to know if there are Jamaicans in this country.

Send me a link or a video of Jamaicans in this country. I will search YouTube for any videos and post here. But in the meantime send me what you have.

If it was interesting to you , its interesting to me, and will be interesting to someone else. Please share.

Night clubs, restaurants, bus companies, taxi companies. Anything Jamaican please share.

When visiting different countries, sometimes you wished you could just find a store that sold some good old  Jamaican stuff.

If you found this place, please share.  This is a request to help out other Jamaicans as they visit different countries.

Just give the name of the Jamaican store and the county/city below.

While you're at it, answer the question, "Why would a Jamaican be in this country?"

What is the availability of the internet in this country?

Jamaicans in Syria

O.K. Trying to see if this works. I want to know if there are Jamaicans in this country.

Send me a link or a video of Jamaicans in this country. I will search YouTube for any videos and post here. But in the meantime send me what you have.

If it was interesting to you , its interesting to me, and will be interesting to someone else. Please share.

Night clubs, restaurants, bus companies, taxi companies. Anything Jamaican please share.

When visiting different countries, sometimes you wished you could just find a store that sold some good old  Jamaican stuff.

If you found this place, please share.  This is a request to help out other Jamaicans as they visit different countries.

Just give the name of the Jamaican store and the county/city below.

While you're at it, answer the question, "Why would a Jamaican be in this country?"

What is the availability of the internet in this country?

Jamaicans in Switzerland

O.K. Trying to see if this works. I want to know if there are Jamaicans in this country.

Send me a link or a video of Jamaicans in this country. I will search YouTube for any videos and post here. But in the meantime send me what you have.

If it was interesting to you , its interesting to me, and will be interesting to someone else. Please share.

Night clubs, restaurants, bus companies, taxi companies. Anything Jamaican please share.

When visiting different countries, sometimes you wished you could just find a store that sold some good old  Jamaican stuff.

If you found this place, please share.  This is a request to help out other Jamaicans as they visit different countries.

Just give the name of the Jamaican store and the county/city below.

While you're at it, answer the question, "Why would a Jamaican be in this country?"

What is the availability of the internet in this country?

Sunday

Jamaicans in Somalia

O.K. Trying to see if this works. I want to know if there are Jamaicans in this country.

Send me a link or a video of Jamaicans in this country. I will search YouTube for any videos and post here. But in the meantime send me what you have.

If it was interesting to you , its interesting to me, and will be interesting to someone else. Please share.

Night clubs, restaurants, bus companies, taxi companies. Anything Jamaican please share.

When visiting different countries, sometimes you wished you could just find a store that sold some good old  Jamaican stuff.

If you found this place, please share.  This is a request to help out other Jamaicans as they visit different countries.

Just give the name of the Jamaican store and the county/city below.

While you're at it, answer the question, "Why would a Jamaican be in this country?"

What is the availability of the internet in this country?

Out Many, One Global People: How Jamaicans Conquered Every Corner of the Earth

 No matter where you travel on this planet, one truth remains absolute: you are never truly far from a Jamaican. Sure, if you look at offici...