Jamaican Knock Knock Jokes

What collection of Jokes would be complete without a set of  "knock-knock jokes?" Consequently, I have added this section. If you have heard a few good ones jot them here. While these jokes are sometimes good, they can be really corny at times. I will review and update this section frequently to ensure that the ones entered are good.

This was one I heard as a child and I never forgot it. read below and you will see why.

PERSON ONE: knock knock
PERSON TWO:Who's There?
PERSON ONE: Ash?
PERSON TWO: Ash-who?
PERSON ONE: Po thing God-bless you

note. God bless you is something that is usually said after a person sneezes.

PERSON ONE: I have a question to ask.
PERSON TWO: sure go ahead.
PERSON ONE: Will forget me in 5 weeks?
PERSON TWO: No!
PERSON ONE: Will forget me in 5 days?
PERSON TWO: No!
PERSON ONE: Will forget me in 5 hours?
PERSON TWO: No, I would never forget you
PERSON ONE: You sure!?
PERSON TWO: Of course I'm sure
PERSON ONE:  O.k. then knock, knock
PERSON TWO:Who's There?
PERSON ONE: You forgot me

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PERSON ONE: Knock Knock.
PERSON TWO: Who's There.
PERSON ONE: Theodore!
PERSON TWO: Theodore Who?
PERSON ONE: The - o  door is stuck could you help me open it?
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PERSON ONE: Knock Knock.
PERSON TWO: Who's There.
PERSON ONE: -----
PERSON TWO: ___Who

PERSON ONE