Jamaican Knock Knock Jokes

What collection of Jokes would be complete without a set of  "knock-knock jokes?" Consequently, I have added this section. If you have heard a few good ones jot them here. While these jokes are sometimes good, they can be really corny at times. I will review and update this section frequently to ensure that the ones entered are good.

This was one I heard as a child and I never forgot it. read below and you will see why.

PERSON ONE: knock knock
PERSON TWO:Who's There?
PERSON ONE: Ash?
PERSON TWO: Ash-who?
PERSON ONE: Po thing God-bless you

note. God bless you is something that is usually said after a person sneezes.

PERSON ONE: I have a question to ask.
PERSON TWO: sure go ahead.
PERSON ONE: Will forget me in 5 weeks?
PERSON TWO: No!
PERSON ONE: Will forget me in 5 days?
PERSON TWO: No!
PERSON ONE: Will forget me in 5 hours?
PERSON TWO: No, I would never forget you
PERSON ONE: You sure!?
PERSON TWO: Of course I'm sure
PERSON ONE:  O.k. then knock, knock
PERSON TWO:Who's There?
PERSON ONE: You forgot me

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PERSON ONE: Knock Knock.
PERSON TWO: Who's There.
PERSON ONE: Theodore!
PERSON TWO: Theodore Who?
PERSON ONE: The - o  door is stuck could you help me open it?
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PERSON ONE: Knock Knock.
PERSON TWO: Who's There.
PERSON ONE: -----
PERSON TWO: ___Who

PERSON ONE

Jamaican Artists #1

O.K. So where do we start with this one?

Do I start from my childhood, or do I start from as far back as I can remember? I think I will start with those as far back as I can remember.

The first notable artist that I can remember is Pluto Shervington. He was the one that sung the infamous Ram Goat Liver Song. Every Jamaican from the 70's surely knows that one. In those days the lyrics of the music that filled our air waves was mostly entertaining, but in some instances the music was funny and informative. I'm not sure what genre Pluto sang though, not sure I would classify his music as dance-hall or even reggae. It is not debatable though that he was among the foundation artists that set the path for other upcoming Jamaican Artists.

Here are some other notable mentions, not in any particular order.

Bob Marley

Artist Name	Name at Birth	Famous Song
Bob Marley
Mega Banton
Freddy Mcgregor
Shabba Ranks
Lt. Stichie
Shakka Demos and Pliers
Sanchez
Juddy Mowat
Bounty Killa
Beenie man
Vybz Kartel