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Monday
Help!! _ I need to turn my script in to a movie
part9 - My movie book -with pics - corporate schemes
SANTIAGO(V.O.) Hello. MATIAS What's happening man!? SANTIAGO(V.O.) Me and Nicole and heading to the club, you want to join us? MATIAS I can't, I'm working. SANTIAGO(V.O.) You good otherwise? MATIAS Yeah Yeah, just checking in. SANTIAGO(V.O.) OK Everything good here, talk to you soon. MATIAS OK Matias ends the call. | |
INT. APARTMENT - DAY - 9 YEARS LATER Matias picks a lock and walks into a high end apartment. | |
He is searching the apartment discreetly. He is speaking into an earpiece. | |
MATIAS No flash drive found here either. MALE (V.O.) OK do your thing. | |
He tests a remote lighter that he has. With the press of a button on his remote the flame ignites. | |
Matias walks into the kitchen and cuts a line that leads to the stove. He then puts the remote lighter nearby. He turns on the gas to the stove and leaves the apartment to fill with gas. | |
EXT. OTHER BUILDING -DAY Matias gets into position on a roof across from the same apartment. Matias is watching the apartment with his binoculars. | |
EXT. APARTMENT BUILDING - NIGHT RAUL pulls up to the entrance and MOSES exits the car on the passenger side. RAUL(HISPANIC MID 30'S) Hey Moses! The hotel’s in the other direction. | |
RAUL Are you sure you can make it upstairs by yourself? MOSES (LATE 30'S) (drunk) Yeah man..I'm sure. | |
Raul watches him stumble towards the door and then shouts. RAUL Moses!! Moses waves his hand to dismiss Raul. Raul shakes his head and then gets out of the car and begins walking with him. | |
RAUL (HISPANIC MID 30'S) Your brother THADDEUS would kill me if I let anything happen to you. | |
INT. APARTMENT A HALLWAY - NIGHT Moses and Raul get out of the elevator. Raul finds Moses keys and stands at the elevator while Moses staggers towards his apartment's door. RAUL (HISPANIC MID 30'S) What are you doing man! That’s not your room! Your room is at the end of the hall. Moses keys the door, waves goodbye to Raul and enters the apartment. | |
INT. OTHER BUILDING APARTMENT B - NIGHT As soon as Matias sees him enter, he presses the button and the whole apartment blows up. | |
INT. APARTMENT A HALLWAY - NIGHT Raul is not inside the apartment, but is thrown back by the blast. Raul is bewildered and saddened. | |
INT. OTHER BUILDING APARTMENT B - NIGHT Matias makes a call. |
Part8-My movie book -with pics - corporate schemes
INT. HALLWAY - NIGHT Matias sighs heavily then turns to leave. A single tear rolls down his cheek. He pulls the door shut behind him and affixes the "Do not disturb" sign on the handle. He wipes the tear away as he is walking away. He takes out his phone to make a call. | |
FEMALE (V.O.) Hello. MATIAS job #419 Gonzalez is done. FEMALE (V.O.) Place and type of delivery. MATIAS Cash. The Office Malaine Town. | |
Matias then hangs up and calls his brother Santiago. | |
SANTIAGO(V.O.) Hello. MATIAS What's happening man!? SANTIAGO(V.O.) Me and Nicole and heading to the club, you want to join us? MATIAS I can't, I'm working. SANTIAGO(V.O.) You good otherwise? MATIAS Yeah Yeah, just checking in. SANTIAGO(V.O.) OK Everything good here, talk to you soon. MATIAS OK Matias ends the call. |
Part 7 - My movie book -with pics - corporate schemes
INT. HOTEL ROOM - NIGHT Harry is hurriedly packing a travel bag that is on his bed, when there is a knock at the door. He pauses and looks at the door, and then at his watch. Before he moves to the door to answer, there is another knock. Harry walks over to the door and checks who it is through the peephole, then he unlocks and opens the door. | |
It is Matias. Harry greets him and returns to packing the bag. HARRY You have never come to where I am, this must be serious! | |
Matias does not respond, but Harry is too busy to notice. | |
HARRY So, what brings you here? | |
Matias again doesn't answer but walks into the room and closes the door behind him. | |
MATIAS John has sent me. | |
Harry swallows hard and sighs. There is a moment of silence between the two as Harry nervously speaks again. | |
HARRY Is it because of the sale I did in Cairo, Egypt? MATIAS (disappointingly) So it's true! You did, do it? | |
Suddenly Harry takes a handgun with a silencer already on it, from the bag that he was packing and turns and points it nonchalantly at Matias. Matias seems unaffected by this threat, and instead asks a question. | |
MATIAS Why dad!? Why did you do it? HARRY The money was good, and I thought I could have disappeared tonight before anything was found out. This was the plan I was talking about, of getting us out and making a new life for ourselves. MATIAS Now you have messed up everything for everybody. Our lives were good just the way they were, and now this. HARRY I'm glad that they sent you after all, so I could tell you that the money will be wired to you if I don't make a withdrawal within the next 4 days. | |
All the while Harry is talking, he has not put the gun down. It is still pointed in the direction of Matias | |
MATIAS Dad! You and I both know it's not about the money!! MATIAS (changes tone) What are you planning to do with that gun in your hand? HARRY Don't worry, I'm not going to shoot you. Harry sighs and reasons out loud to himself. HARRY Even if I get away from you now, someone else would get me before I make it to the airport. The secret's out and they will stop at nothing till I'm dead. (pauses) Here! You take it. | |
There is silence in the room. Harry shrugs his shoulders, and speaks again. Harry turns the handle of the gun to Matias and Matias takes it. | |
HARRY Please, make it quick. HARRY Well, what are you waiting-? | |
Before he can finish the question, Matias delivers a single fatal shot into Harry's chest. Harry falls backwards into the bed, holding his chest | |
HARRY This was not qui... | |
Matias pulls a shirt out of the open bag and wipes the gun; then he wraps Harry's hand and fingers around the handle and trigger. |
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